- The System
Posts that made me laugh more
From: Woollybutt
22/01/2007 11:27:47 PM post id: 292602
*rolls apple down forum for lurkers*
Sorry I didn't reply straight away, mouthful of apple
From: Woodie
25/01/2007 3:17:45 PM post id: 293219
Subject: re: lichen?
what I believed to be freshly growing lichen, in the dark rain forest, so is it a moss?
Is that why they call it lichen? Cause some people lichen it to something else?
—- From: Ms Spock
26/01/2007 1:57:07 PM post id: 293383
The image in my monitor is shaking. I might head off to techtalk and see what they say…
From: Kingtut
26/01/2007 2:00:55 PM post id: 293384
Have you checked it for parrots?
—- From: Woollybutt
4/02/2007 8:25:14 PM post id: 296060
I see Peter Garrett and Malcolm Turnbull are going to debate each other on 7.30 Report next week. Should be very interesting IMO.
From: geoff d
4/02/2007 8:26:37 PM post id: 296061
And I hear that Amanda Vanstone will be joining Midnight Oil as a songwriter. Not!
From: ms spock
7/02/2007 10:08:01 PM post id: 296569
I just got busted talking to the resident ringtail, I was telling it that no matter how long it sat on the fence and looked at me I didn't believe in feeding native wildlife and it could just go away.
*balcony above erupted with laughter*
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From: Woollybutt
20/02/2007 11:12:56 AM
Yabbies tune in to “underwater broadband”
They probably want it so they can download “prawn”
8^)
—- From: neomyrtus
21/02/2007 11:12:56 AM post id: 298601
Subject: macquarie island
They wouldn't know Stilbocarpa polaris if they tripped over it (and they wouldn't, 'cos the rabbits ate it)..
—- From: Hottentot
21/02/2007 3:59:23 PM post id: 298625
But according to the radar I should be getting wet when I step outside - I'm not - but it is a bit cloudy.
Maybe they are just playing repeats?
From: Ms Spock
22/01/2007 12:00:53 AM post id: 292387
Subject: re: Russian Blue Cat
Ahem.
… I was typing under the influence of Basil. That is all I can say.
From: elfram
17/03/2007 1:23:29 PM post id: 302514
Subject: re: An open letter to Scribby
There's no place like Scribbly. There's no place like Scribbly
I find it homely in a weather-beaten decrepit sort of way.
From: Unit
Ahh, the days of rose coloured glasses, they were the good ol days.
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From: Neophyte
23/03/2007 7:25:15 PM post id: 304830
I am not against the controlled harvesting of whales.
But…but then they'll start messing aroud with GM whales, spliced with sardine genes to make them fit into the tin more easily…
From: strom
20/04/2007 2:19:36 PM post id: 310490
how far can frogs hop between drinks
depenshes on how..hic..many we've 'ad to shart wiff..rebi..hic..reb..hic..rebit..oopsh..stagger stagger thud
From: Dark Orange
10/05/2007 7:37:30 AM post id: 313493
We're promised possible late showers.
That's the BOM's way of saying “Don't call us, we'll call you”.
From: elfram
25/05/2007 5:39:34 PM post id: 315608
…those little stalks characters in the horse-dung don't ring a bell.
I'm Prof Dunno at the moment…
From: Woollybutt
26/05/2007 11:58:55 AM
or I suspect they came from Woollies
Yeah, and I want them back
8^)
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From: Teleost
3/06/2007 12:39:25 AM post id: 316557
What would Jesus do?
Kick back and have a scoob or two, knock off a a few Bourbons with his mates and then hook into some good palaeontological journals followed by debunking the modern church and proclaiming salvation for everyone except the comfortable middle and upper classes…
From: sarahs mum
5/06/2007 2:06:43 PM post id: 317104
Subject: re: Currently sitting on my desk is…
A stainless steel insulted mug
“you cruddy low down dirty mug”
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From: Woollybutt
14/06/2007 12:36:37 PM post id: 318066
The Stig: I'm even funnier when i've knocked off a couple.
Who are this couple, anyone we know?
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From: geoff d
9/08/2007 2:14:05 PM post id: 324482
Subject: re: Spring is very close
I admit, however, that the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse could have been in my backyard yesterday afternoon and my headache would have prevented me from seeing them.
From: jennajones
15/08/2007 10:38:13 AM post id: 325368
Subject: re: Love Birds behaving badly
kii - don't give up, not just because Peter Gabriel says so …
From: Woollybutt
18/08/2007 1:46:17 AM post id: 326390
Welcome to Squabbly Gum, please leave your manners and respect for others at the door before entering…
From: Woollybutt
18/08/2007 10:52:43 PM post id: 326596
Subject: re: Good night
*Remembers old Goodnight thread*
*wipes away small tear*
From: PM 2Ring
6/09/2007 8:41:35 PM post id: 329396
oops, we took over scribbly…
That's OK. I'll plant a tree or something to offset the extra carbon.
—- From: Dark Orange
6/10/2007 12:33:18 AM post id: 332863
It is on flickr, so expect long traffic delays and cranky motorists.
*dons flameproof underwear*
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From: ms spockatiel
3/01/2008 7:08:12 PM post id: 348928
*throws Nings to everyone in the forum and the lurkers too*
From: Woollybutt
Ouch, just got hit by a flying 'ning
From: ms spockatiel
Well my Nings are made of foam but here have a bandaid.
From: geoff d
my Nings are made of foam
Ahhh. Foam-ning at the mouth?
From: ms spockatiel
*Heehees @ Geoff*
From: Woollybutt
Well my Nings are made of foam but here have a band aid.
Naughty Spockie, don't you know foam's bad for the environment
From: ms spockatiel
Well I think imaginary virtual foam doesn't have the environmental impacts of real life foam.
From: Woollybutt
8^)
From: ms spockatiel
*sighs with relief*
From: buffy
15/01/2008 6:46:03 PM post id: 351453
Re location of jennajones:
»>I can only surmise she is a) on public transport b) in a meeting c) doing a rescue d) having a nap
3) been kidnapped by some aliens involved some evil conspiracy.
I reckon she is probably multi-tasking. She was in a meeting on public transport demonstrating a rescue while napping after being kidnapped for the purpose. She is very clever you know.
From: ms spockatiel 15/01/2008 7:38:25 AM post id: 351358
Subject: re: Rabbit as cause of extinction
And all that Bright Eyes music drives the other native animals insane and they start jumping off cliffs.
From: Dark Orange 21/02/2008 10:19:57 PM post id: 355641
Subject: re: Mock Orange
The sincerest form of flattery is imitation.
From: buffy 8/04/2008 9:08:36 PM post id: 361796
Oh, and I have my little cap of AntRid out on the kitchen bench again tonight, with it's little sign that says “Careful - AntRid” …just in case they can read.
From: Ned2 12/08/2008 12:04:48 PM post id: 378322
my vet does injured wildlife for no charge and puts down feral cats no charge.
I put down feral cats with a small charge of gunpowder. :)
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From: geoff d 16/08/2008 7:47:32 AM post id: 379044
'ning. Does anyone have a manual for a 1923 model Elderly Mother? Looking for the “off” switch.
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From: A lurking chemist
2/10/2008 9:05:18 AM post id: 383881
jj: It's 8:20 here and I haven't pulled up a single weed yet.
Neither have I. Should I be worried about this?
