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Posts that made me laugh
From: tapperboy ®
2/07/2005 10:04:34 PM post id: 188640
I typed that last submission just like that on purpose, so it would read well for Helix under the G%T influence.
This may or maynot be even slightly the truth.
From: Procastrinator ®
10/07/2005 2:23:08 PM post id: 262883
Subject: re: Are we so far behind?
Who ever thought up the idea of having broadband caps, has a face who is yet to be introduced to my fist.
From: Helix ®
19/07/2005 11:07:54 PM post id: 192426
I've got a fax but I can't work out how to set it up to receive phone calls and faxes. I know it's possible but dawg knows how. The instructions have been translated from Korean into Sanskrit into Pitcairnese.
From: jj ®
26/07/2005 1:23:44 PM post id: 193970
<binjy>Work outside beckons… Damn..I'd better go. :)</binjy>
and me .. I found the iron under the heap of wrinkly stuff. dammit.
—- About wolves:
From: Helix ®
2/08/2005 8:10:23 PM post id: 196446
Subject: re: Takin' out the Top Predator.
Don't they just worry sheep? Y'know, lean on the fence yelling 'mint sauce'.
From: mizmolly ®
1/08/2005 11:57:04 AM post id: 195971
*waves corjully to all and sunday*
I'm not here, really.
*waves goodbye*
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From: Dark Orange ®
20/08/2005 5:40:13 PM post id: 199928
Subject: re: photo comp entries 8/05
…
The winners are the ones that have the most votes, and win a fantastic… erm, (How do you talk up 'bugger-all'?)
From: Helix ®
23/08/2005 10:31:28 PM post id: 200539
Subject: re: of phosphates and nappies..
*wandering*
I use a dishwashing liquid that's phosphate-free, but the label says that it contains “ingredients that are synergistically empowered”. WTF? Does that mean its antecedents had to chain themselves to railings to get the vote?
—- From: Dark Orange ®
24/08/2005 2:04:09 PM post id: 200613
Subject: re: Post your favourite camping site
The Merlin Plaza, Potts Point. (Sydney - A 14 story motel on the edge of Kings Cross)
Spectacular views of Centrepoint Tower, the Opera House and the Harbour Bridge from the Western camping area located on the 12th floor.
The trek to the top (or just use the elevator) is rewarded with an open rooftop BBQ area, miles (OK, meters) away from the hustle and bustle of the big city.
If you are up to the task, a 30 second elevator ride will take you to the 2nd floor which contains the swimming hole and bubbling pond. If you are careful and quiet, you will be rewarded by views of birds of various sizes and colours parading around and the occasional 'white pointer'.
For the adventurous, the ground floor contains automatic glass doors, beyond which lies the wild and varied (and often dangerous) wildlife of 'The Cross'. These generally show no fear of you and will often come up to you asking for handouts. The Nimble-footed Druggo, the slow and sluggish 'Hooker after a Fix' are two to particularly be wary of.
The Energetic Spruikers come out after dusk and almost invite you to enter their lair and observe tha mating habits of other wildlife. It is generally safe to do so, but be aware that the souvineer cans of VB are generally way overpriced.
I like it, it's a good spot.
From: stromm ®
16/11/2005 3:25:43 PM post id: 213759
….small!…if thats small then my bum is a chick magnet !
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From: Helix ®
23/11/2005 8:50:59 PM post id: 214723
That's not helpful, you know, folks. I had two choices, now I've got another four.
The horns of this dilemma have turned into antlers.
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From: tapperboy (fasto) ®
5/12/2005 9:36:35 PM post id: 216826
ps the merlot is in charge of the spellcheckin an that ;)
From: geoff d ®
7/12/2005 3:36:18 PM post id: 217148
Subject: re: New Species Detected in Borneo
I thought “civet cat of some kind” when I saw the (rather bad) photo.
Had a civet cat living in my roof space once. Bit pongy.
From: Helix ®
I'm sure it didn't mind.
Boom. Tish.
From: Neophyte ®
1/01/2006 8:14:02 PM post id: 223705
Subject: re: Scribbly recipes
Scribbly Stew
Ingredients
Selection of scribbly contributors
Method
Take a couple of Scribbly contributors, add an issue or two over medium heat, throw in some contention, stir with caution. Check for sourness and season with a soupcon of snarkiness.
Serve on a bed of discontent.
From: the beervatar ®
1/01/2006 8:04:07 PM post id: 223697
Subject: re: Scribbly recipes
TechTalk Wiki Recipes Links
See also this thread by mizmolly.
